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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:31

No go.
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Bravely Default Flying Fairy HD Remaster's New Content Adds To An Already Healthy Runtime - Kotaku
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lululemon Stock Plummets 22% in Late Trading on Cut Guidance. Tariffs Are to Blame. - Barron's
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
AI Translation Of Smash Bros. Director's Comments About AI Misses Nuance, Sparks Outrage - Kotaku
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Report: Knicks have interest in Wolves' Chris Finch as new head coach - Sports Illustrated
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Astronomers stunned as giant planet challenges what we know about space - The Independent
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Reds star Elly De La Cruz homers after learning of the death of his sister - AP News
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
U.S. Employers Are Shedding Jobs as DOGE Cuts Deep - Barron's
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Here’s why exercise is so important if you’re a cancer survivor - The Washington Post